Zachary's Tale

ZacharyRanger022 winced slightly. His Youtube feelings were hurt and he was in fact of Hebraic ancestry. He hunched forward and took a timid sip of his apple juice. Nostrils flaring with anguish, he reread the comment. He turned around and looked at his CourageHeart poster longingly. He felt condemned.

Actual Youtube Comment (What Women Want Trailer)

"im just going to laugh and luagh when the Zionist revolution occurs. oops did i offend any of you jews? hahaha. ZacharyRanger022 is a jew and SocomThug can suck my cock with his jew. theres a fortymillion americans right now with the jewish fate. as much as i can get down with toppings, it seems to me the pizza is a little too stacked. got it? mel gibbles doesnt take shit from fucking jews. why dont you read martin luther or mein kamp to no the truth. these people are villianized like mel gibbles was/is. watch and wait. im gonna get some box."

Actual Youtube Comment (What Women Want Trailer)

"why dont u learn to speak english? im tired of all these frickin youtubers who just like graduated out of pre school and stopped with their education/schooling. thats what it seems like. theres something called commas (and no its not when your sleeping for a long time). mel gibbles is a racist and used to call people jews and racial epigrams. plus i know what women like/want because i saw the box of many of them so stfu. serious man two things you could use: (thats a colin) some pussy and an education. im done with preschoolers peace out"

Actual Youtube Comment (What Women Want Trailer)

"This dosnt reflect me or neone i seen/no. if i seen mel gibbles i wuldnt think nothin of it. its like "o snap thats mel gibbles". i dont care cuz the only reason he can get girls is cuz he rich and famus. if he waz regular guy then he wuldnt get so much box."

What Women Want (2000)

Post-war Nancy Mike Meyers spanks it out of the balls again with her rancorous romantic knee-slapper, What Women Want. Meet Nick Martian (ribaldry played by academy award winning actor, Mel Gibson), he's a bland executive who doesn't have a hard time vending his goods to people without (*nudge nudge* *wink wink*). He thinks he's a tall glass of water, figure out until his boss (Alan Alda) tells him they need to entrance the only patrician. Who better than Darcy Beguiled(played by none different than [percussion please]...Ms. Helen Hunt herself)?

He's got to attempt to her that he's more than a chavvy swine (Sort of the leveling of all playing fields one might say).

After a hilarious sequence in which Nick (Mel Gibson) flays a female (In short, I was afraid), he falls into the bathtub (Woodrow Wilson got stuck in a bathtub or maybe it was Ted Kennedy) and awakes with an uncanny ability to read! Suffolk to say it's TMI overload from the initiation! A thorough wildered Nick (sMell Gibson) eventually comes to understand a thing or two about that eternally paradoxical extremity. He grows his elysian daughter tries win the core of his dream fem (guess it) Darcy (Helen Hunt). Does he obtain? Guess you'll just have to view!

What can you say such a sir Mel Gibson? He's a consummating pro bono and his animated portraiture of Nick Marshall is really keen. He gave credence that he was fine chauvinist anus and still to be condemned to hell near charmed (Alyssa Milano plays one of three witches in this*) the trousers off me! His ability to inhabit a character is without parallel. What? That's Courageheart! Heck.

Helen Hunt is as rad as ever in rope (1948). She sure has come a long way since playing the daughter in Swiss Family Unit Robin Williams! Her ass is the perfect compartment to Gibbles. The sex tensile betwixt the two is so palpable I speculated there was off-television screen hanky-panky going on (just an idle rich noticement ;))

I without exception adored this moving picture. It's erudite, risque, and hip bone romantic comedies like these that keep me wanting more Nancy Meyer's box. The only problem I have with her films is lack! She has a really kenan and kel sense of she wants from her actors (no big pun intended...[ok, that's a lie]). I sincerely hope her future export is just as poignant and predominately risque!

Lann Tiersen

What Women Want (2000)

Veteran chuckle-peddler Nancy Meyers hits it out of the ballpark again with her raucous romantic comedy, What Women Want. Meet Nick Marshall (robustly portrayed by academy award winning actor, Mel Gibson), he's an ad executive who doesn't have a hard time selling himself to the ladies (*nudge nudge* *wink wink*). He thinks he's got it all figured out until his boss (Alan Alda) tells him they need to enhance the firm's feminine appeal. Who better than Darcy McGuire (played by none other than [drum roll please]...Ms. Helen Hunt herself)? He's got to prove to her that he's more than a chauvinist pig.

After a hilarious sequence in which Nick (Mel Gibson) tries on female clothing (we're talking stockings and all, folks), he falls into the bathtub with a hair-dryer and awakes with an uncanny ability to read the minds of women. Suffice to say it's TMI overload from the start! A thoroughly bewildered Nick (Mel Gibson) eventually comes to understand a thing or two about those eternally enigmatic estrogen bombs. He grows closer to his neglected daughter and tries to win the heart of his dream gal (you guessed it) Darcy (Helen Hunt). Does he succeed? Guess you'll just have to watch.

What can you say about an actor like Mel Gibson? He's a consummate professional and his animated portrayal of Nick Marshall is perfect. He made me believe that he was a chauvinist asshole and still damn near charmed my pants off! His ability to inhabit a character is unrivaled. What? That's Braveheart! Heck.

Helen Hunt is as radiant as ever in this role. She sure has come a long way since playing the daughter in Swiss Family Robinson! Her sassy urbanity is the perfect complement to Gibson's affected suaveness. The sexual tension between the two is so palpable, I wondered whether there might not have been some off-screen hanky-panky.

I absolutely adored this film. It's smart, sexy, and hip romantic comedies like this that keep me wanting more from Nancy Meyers. The only problem I have with her films is that there aren't enough of 'em! She has a really keen sense of she wants from her actors (no pun intended...[ok, that's a lie]). I sincerely hope her future output is just as poignant and sexy!

Lann Tiersen